Today In Sean O’Neal:
Wesley Willis has written a song celebrating our man Sean! He really whooped the lion’s ass with this one! YAY.
PS: In case you were wondering why the sun is shining a little brighter and your step is a little springier, Sean’s back in the States, y’all! Fuck yeah. USA!
Nothing sexier than a Sean with a cat.
Manhood’s finest specimens, together at last.
Good women of Austin, don’t be surprised if you find yourself giving birth to a deadpan bacon-loving baby boy come nine months. Also don’t be surprised if he comes out with a beard.
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Does this include me?! Oh Sean, why didn’t you tell me sooner? I mean, I need to shower and shave and pack (btw, what kind of lingerie would you prefer, Sean? I have some pretty black lacy stuff but nothing too porny) and don’t forget to factor in travel time - who knows how long it’ll take me to hitchhike to Austin…
OH SEAN-OH-NEAL, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?
Sean’s new Twitter avatar.
Hawt, as the kids say. I love a man with a voice recorder. (Actually, I love this man even without it.)
Oh, Sean.
Though you try to hamper my feelings for you by adopting a hairstyle best described as “Wentzian,” it only makes me love you all the more.
I’ll sing the blues for you any time.
![Attention O’Neal Nation: Set your DVRs, mental alarm clocks, etc. etc. to 9 pm/8 central, when all of America will be able to revel in the glory, wisdom, beauty and wit of our Sean O’Neal.
(If any of you have a clip/link to a clip of Sean on this program, I’d love to have it! Use the submissions box or email me at nickiheartsean at gmail dot com! [I’m too lazy to figure out how to do it myself…])](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidjio8ORG1qhuv2fo1_250.jpg)
Attention O’Neal Nation: Set your DVRs, mental alarm clocks, etc. etc. to 9 pm/8 central, when all of America will be able to revel in the glory, wisdom, beauty and wit of our Sean O’Neal.
(If any of you have a clip/link to a clip of Sean on this program, I’d love to have it! Use the submissions box or email me at nickiheartsean at gmail dot com! [I’m too lazy to figure out how to do it myself…])
In honor of SXSW, I bring thee these photos from Sean’s rock star days (if by ‘rock star’ you mean ‘clever cutie playing in another Austin hipster band’).
Spot Sean and you could win a toaster!*
*not really.
The best part? You can still listen to music from his bands This Microwave World and The Arm on Myspace.
Also, I think that’s his voice!
Only the finest SXSW coverage from The Man Himself.
(You can enlarge it somehow, I fail at Tumblr.)
Sean O’Neal’s back at the A.V. Club! And with him comes the latest from the front lines of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark as well as the return of the big red NO. Marry me now!
P.S. Sean, if you’re reading this, I most definitely wouldn’t have stood you up. Wink. Kiss.
P.P.S. Sean, if you’re still reading this, a. why? b. will I see you at SXSW? Wink. Kiss. Hug.
