I like how Sean O’Neal and I get the same emails! We’re practically married!

I like how Sean O’Neal and I get the same emails! We’re practically married!

anotherwhimsy:

Sean O’Neal, he was Sam Anders

I feel like it is only my civic duty to report that an in-depth Google/Myspace/Facebook search confirms that this is most likely NOT the beloved Sean O’Neal from Clarissa Explains It All, but the even more beloved/belusted Sean O’Neal who writes for the Onion and the A. V. Club. 


Sorry, guys. But hey, at least he’s still hot…

anotherwhimsy:

Sean O’Neal, he was Sam Anders

I feel like it is only my civic duty to report that an in-depth Google/Myspace/Facebook search confirms that this is most likely NOT the beloved Sean O’Neal from Clarissa Explains It All, but the even more beloved/belusted Sean O’Neal who writes for the Onion and the A. V. Club. Sorry, guys. But hey, at least he’s still hot…

So…

Quite a few things have happened since I embarked on my (court-and-hospital-ordered) hiatus from the Tumblring world.

1. Sean did a Reddit AMA! Bask in the glory here:
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/16e9mo/iam_sean_oneal_news_editor_for_the_av_club_ask_me/

2. And had his handsome mug plastered on an apropos Onion article:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-on-personal-mission-to-explain-why-univer,29922/

3. Lastly, and mostly, Sean O’Neal has joined yours truly and become a resident of the grand American city of Chicago! (Unfortunately however, I’ve yet to run into him at CVS while buying soap and booze at 2 am, sadface. But a girl can still dream!)

Pitch-perfect satire, even in myspace.

Pitch-perfect satire, even in myspace.

I couldn’t resist.
A photo from Sean’s days as the frontman of This Microwave World (my new favorite band and yours too)!Click on the photo to read a review from the Austin Chronicle.

I couldn’t resist.

A photo from Sean’s days as the frontman of This Microwave World (my new favorite band and yours too)!

Click on the photo to read a review from the Austin Chronicle.

That’s our boy!

That’s our boy!

(via literallyunbelievable)

Today In Sean O’Neal:
Wesley Willis has written a song celebrating our man Sean! He really whooped the lion’s ass with this one! YAY.

PS: In case you were wondering why the sun is shining a little brighter and your step is a little springier, Sean’s back in the States, y’all! Fuck yeah. USA!

Today In Sean O’Neal:

Wesley Willis has written a song celebrating our man Sean! He really whooped the lion’s ass with this one! YAY.

PS: In case you were wondering why the sun is shining a little brighter and your step is a little springier, Sean’s back in the States, y’all! Fuck yeah. USA!

Nothing sexier than a Sean with a cat.

Nothing sexier than a Sean with a cat.

Manhood’s finest specimens, together at last.

Good women of Austin, don’t be surprised if you find yourself giving birth to a deadpan bacon-loving baby boy come nine months. Also don’t be surprised if he comes out with a beard.

Manhood’s finest specimens, together at last.

Good women of Austin, don’t be surprised if you find yourself giving birth to a deadpan bacon-loving baby boy come nine months. Also don’t be surprised if he comes out with a beard.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does this include me?! Oh Sean, why didn’t you tell me sooner? I mean, I need to shower and shave and pack (btw, what kind of lingerie would you prefer, Sean? I have some pretty black lacy stuff but nothing too porny) and don’t forget to factor in travel time - who knows how long it’ll take me to hitchhike to Austin…

OH SEAN-OH-NEAL, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does this include me?! Oh Sean, why didn’t you tell me sooner? I mean, I need to shower and shave and pack (btw, what kind of lingerie would you prefer, Sean? I have some pretty black lacy stuff but nothing too porny) and don’t forget to factor in travel time - who knows how long it’ll take me to hitchhike to Austin…

OH SEAN-OH-NEAL, WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO?